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Dark_Lord (Administrator!): pagal jokes are on the way 1.Two fishes were in a Tank........one says to the other...... You drive, I'll man the turret (Gun).2.Why did Chris"topher" Columbus discovered America? Because he went "tofar"
3.A Mosquito Died While Listening To The Song " Aap Ki Kashish " ... Why ? The Song A Hit
4.q: Where does Mr. Bean sleep? a: On Bean bag
5.q: What is Mr. Bean's favorite quote? a:"Bean" there done that.
6.q:What did Mr. Bean had for breakfast a:Baked Beans
30-10-09 - 05:37:08
Dark_Lord (Administrator!): 7.Q: What is the colour of frequency? A: Purple Since, frequency is 1/time i.e. 1/sec 1 sec=1 pal then 1/sec == per pal =>Purple 8.If a fat girl crosses you but comes back when you whistle, what will you call the situation? GOL MAAL returns
9. Q: Guess the name of Microsoft's new software? Ans: MS Dhoni.
10.Q: Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis? A: Ans: Because UTI is now Axis. *
30-10-09 - 05:45:20
Dark_Lord (Administrator!): 11.One day a woodcutter went 2 d city,nd all d girls started 2 follow him and try 2 kiss him!why??? ans:Axe effect 12.Where does a dog go when it loses its tail..? he goes to th RE-TAIL shop
13.Why is Ekta Kapoor planning to revive Kyunki Saas....? Ans: She read somewhere that Tulsi can cure Swine Flu
14.Question: what do you call a guy who has 9 tanks on the terrace ? Answer: nau-tanki *
30-10-09 - 05:48:39
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