wtpm (Banned! 4604 days 6 hr 58 min 38 Sec): Teacher :- Tell me,why the ball comes down when we throw it upward ? Student :- Because up there,there is no one to catch it. *
27-03-07 - 12:01:18

wtpm (Banned! 4604 days 6 hr 58 min 38 Sec): Vinod : Why r you plugging you guitar into the lampstand. SUNNY : I like light music. *
27-03-07 - 12:05:41

wtpm (Banned! 4604 days 6 hr 58 min 38 Sec): GAURAV :- My father shaves forty times a day". SAURABH :- Is he crazy ? . GAURAV :- No,he is a barber. *
28-03-07 - 05:14:41

wtpm (Banned! 4604 days 6 hr 58 min 38 Sec): LION : - ( to the old man ) : Since so many days I haven't tasted blood.Today I'll drink your blood. _ OLD MAN : - No, please don't drink my blood,it is cold,go & find a young man, whose blood will be warm. _ LION :- No,old man,2day I want to have a cold drink. *
28-03-07 - 05:23:29

wtpm (Banned! 4604 days 6 hr 58 min 38 Sec): SONU : Have u ever been troubled with diphtheria ? . MONA : Only when I try to spell it. *
28-03-07 - 05:33:19