path_finder (Lover): Mother: David, come here.David: Yes, mum?Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now. -pmpl- *
29-02-08 - 00:41:02

path_finder (Lover): Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.Father: So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? *
29-02-08 - 00:42:34

path_finder (Lover): A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.The daughter turned to look at her father.Daughter: It's mummy!Father: How do you know?Daughter: She didn't say anything. *
29-02-08 - 00:43:47

jackwilson (True Core Lover): NICE JOKE .haha. .ras. *
03-03-08 - 11:44:12

masoom (Practice Mode): hmmmm.. nice one *
13-10-08 - 21:52:31