anlie (True Core Lover): Things you only find in d PHILIPPINES. .1. Doctors go back to sch0ol to be NURSES.. 2. Rats are n0rmal house pets.. 3. Soap opera is reality n news provide d dramas of life.. 4. Actors make d rules and p0liticians provide d entertainment. . . *18-10-08 - 15:38:08
anlie (True Core Lover): For the Girls. .HE: Hi! didnt we go on a date once? or was it twice ? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: May i hav the pleasure of this dance ? SHE: No, i 'd like to hav s0me pleasure too!! *20-10-08 - 08:43:51
anlie (True Core Lover): A man sits at a bar with a glass filled with beverage near him. Suddenly, a young man walks in, starts drinking fr0m his glass and dares ask him: Hows it g0ing? Dont ask, this is the worst day of my life, the glass owner replies.. I lost my j0b,when I go out I discovered my car had been stolen. The police told me there was n0thin to do. I took a cab home, and found my wife in bed with the gardener. Now that i 've decided to end my life, you show up, drinking my poison.. *20-10-08 - 09:05:51