tijana (Vinyl Shaker): An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." *
28-11-08 - 02:40:48

tijana (Vinyl Shaker): "Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?" "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife. The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!" *
28-11-08 - 02:42:44

tijana (Vinyl Shaker): A little kid was sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking very ill. His father was reading the empty bottle which must have contained what the boy had swallowed. He yelled at his wife, "Noreen! It says to induce vomiting! Come in here and take your clothes off!" *
28-11-08 - 02:44:37

tijana (Vinyl Shaker): A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying for years." *
28-11-08 - 02:45:34

tijana (Vinyl Shaker): I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" *
28-11-08 - 02:46:35