loverboy07 (Mariana Lover): Munnabhai: "khushi se seena ful gaya" ko english me kya bolte hai? Circuit: bole to bhai....due to happiness chest become breast....!!! *
23-02-10 - 08:01:58

naeema (Mariana Party Freak): ON THE SAME PAGE:Wife: I wish i were a newspaper so i could be in your hands all day...Husband:I too wish you were a newspaper-so i could have a new one every day. *
27-02-10 - 05:04:26

eze4ever (Unstopable Lover + ): I wish u are my mirror so i can see u everyday. Then woman reply i wish u were my glass so i can contact u wid my eye always *
27-02-10 - 05:13:44

naeema (Mariana Party Freak): COSTLY MIRACLE: John:"Doctor,you were right when you said you,d have me on my feet and walking in no time. Doctor;"Thats good J ohn..Whn did you start walking? John: When i got your bill,Doctor,and had to sell my car to pay it. *
27-02-10 - 05:19:19

shobhit_ (Love Geek): A man went to visit a frnd and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He said in amazement, "I can hardly believe my eyes!" "that's the smartest d0g i've ever seen." he's nt s0 smart," the frnd replied. "I've beaten him, three games out of five." *
03-03-10 - 05:54:40