tuhin4u (Unstopable Lover + Mariana World DIAMOND member): When TITANIC was sinking,an Italian asked Sardarji"How far is land"?
Sardar-2KM
Italian jumped into the sea and asked- Which direction?
Sardar- Downwards!! *
02-07-13 - 23:19:20

tuhin4u (Unstopable Lover + Mariana World DIAMOND member): Duniya Gol hai... Proof chahiye??
Cockroach Chuhe se drta h, Chuha Billi se, Billi Kutte se, Kutta Aadmi se, Aadmi apni GIRLFRIEND se, aur Girlfriend Cockroach se... *
02-07-13 - 23:24:52

aslam (Hard Core Lover): A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRND.. *
02-07-13 - 23:27:40

tuhin4u (Unstopable Lover + Mariana World DIAMOND member): Teacher: Beta answer sheet par first kya likhna chahiye?
Student: yehi k IS SHEET PR LIKHE GYE SABHI ANSWER KALPANIK HAI JINKA KISI V BOOK SE KOI SOMBANDH NEHI HAI... *
02-07-13 - 23:29:54

aslam (Hard Core Lover): Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Le Karle Number Note"..hahaha. *
02-07-13 - 23:33:17