shobhit_ (Love Geek): A blind man walks int0 a store with his seeing eye d0g. Suddenly, he picks up the leash amd begins swinging thd d0g 0ver his head. the manager runs to the man and asks, "what r u doing??" the blind man replies, " just l0oking ar0und." * 03-03-10 - 05:57:55
shobhit_ (Love Geek): When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why shouldonly i suffer!!! * 03-03-10 - 06:12:34
shobhit_ (Love Geek): One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om ourEngagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. * 03-03-10 - 06:14:54
shobhit_ (Love Geek): "When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! AnotherGOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... * 03-03-10 - 06:17:43
shobhit_ (Love Geek): "Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... * 03-03-10 - 06:22:49