swatiii (Hard Core Lover): Doctor Pagal se: "Tum Pagal Q hue? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, uski Jawan Beti se Mere Bap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Ma ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar mai uski Nani ka pati tha is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui. isi Tarah mera Beta apni Dadi ka Bhai ban gaya aur mai apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Bap mera Damad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abe chup kar , kya mujhe b Pagal karega. *05-01-11 - 20:31:31
swatiii (Hard Core Lover): Biwi- Aji Suniye! Jb aapne pehli bar mera Ghungat uthaya to kaisa laga tha? Pati: Khuda Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad na hoti to Mar hi jata.. :-):-Hahahah *05-01-11 - 20:32:30
swatiii (Hard Core Lover): Santa ko vodafn me opertor ki job mili 1st din use maar-maar k nikal diya gya coz 1st caler: mera vodafn ka sim block ho gya h Santa: to pagal Idea ka le le.. *05-01-11 - 20:33:07
swatiii (Hard Core Lover): Ek din 1 lady tota(parrot) kharidan gyi. Lady-iski kya khasiyat hai? Dukandar-ye bolta hai. Lady ne Tote se pucha- main kaisi lagti hu? Tota- saali chaalu lagti hai! Lady-ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai. Dukandar use andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha, bol ab gaali dega? Tota-nahi kabhi nahi. Lady is bar puchti hai: agar mere ghar pe 1aadmi aye toh tum kya sochoge? Tota: apka pati. Lady: agar 2aadmi aye toh? Tota: apka pati aur dever Lady-agar 3? Tota-pati, dever aur bhai. Lady-agar 4? Tota-pani le aao bhai aur duba lo, maine to pehle hi kaha tha "saali chaalu lagti hai." *05-01-11 - 20:37:26