neo77 (True Core Lover): Doc: Wat wud u lik 2 kno 1st, d bad news or d REALLY bad news? Patient: Bad news 1st. Doc: U hv only 24 hours left 2 live.... Patient: OMG!! Then wat's d really bad news? Doc: I'v bn tryin 2 tell u dis since ystrday. :D *
23-01-07 - 10:27:08

neo77 (True Core Lover): A determined Criminal decided 2 dig out his way outa jail. He startd diggin with a table spoon. He dug, dug, dug nd dug. After 11 years, 11 months, 30 days he came 2 kno dat he's almost out but he failed. U kno y? Coz his jail sentence was of 12 yrs. .rofl. *
23-01-07 - 10:35:31

swtdeath (Mariana V.I.P): hey ive heard that first one before too! XD tho it was in finnish XD *
23-01-07 - 12:01:41

neo77 (True Core Lover): Swtdeath, u 4got 2 write a joke nd write it in English plz :D *
23-01-07 - 17:33:34